Readers Confessions

Sometimes I pee in the shower.

I dread when you ask me to babysit your heathens you call children. They destroy me house, torture my children and are the most disrespectful kids I have ever met. Stop laying the guilt trip on me that you have nobody else to help you. Your entire family lives here and your husband is ALWAYS home...you have no job....why can't you keep your own kids? And learn how to control your darn kids. A bath would be nice too, kids are not supposed to be covered in filth 24-7.

I must confess that when my husband invited the new guy over with his wife and kids, I was mad. It was last minute and I was not in the mood. Well, I did not mean to do this but I dropped one of the chicken breast on the floor when I was making everyones plates. I did not have a spare and so I served it to the new guy. I am so sorry. I just needed to get that off of my chest!

Here's a news flash for you Susan... I can't stand you...my husband can't stand you, and our kids beg us NOT to be around you. You are the biggest sorriest kiss ass we have ever met. We don't care what your husband does or who he works for. He is a nothing more than a whopper flopper. Your kids are out of control. They lie and are destructive and MEAN. You are a spoiled ass who thinks everyone OWES you something. You make everyone feel sorry for you just so they will give you something for free. Get a JOB! Stop using people. And how stupid are you that you don't know your husband can't stand you! He tells everyone how he married the wrong woman and that if you had not have got Knocked up he would not be with you. He sleeps around with the nasty ship hoe's and any chance he get's he leaves the house. Are you Blind or just stupid?! And I am sick to death of hearing how WONDERFUL your hubby and your life is. Who are you trying to fool? Yourself? And remember that time you told Kate that I was getting a divorce? What the Heck are you talking about? Have you mistook your life for MINE? I hope they do transfer you and all 3 of your nasty little kids back to Florida. Maybe then your hubby can kiss some new person's ass and get promoted yet again, for making that cheeseburger extra juicy! Get a grip and a life. Nobody likes you, your FAKE. Grow up, and act older than your kids for once. Your 36 and you act like a 8 year old with a drinking habit. And guess what I was the one who called and complained about all that trash in your yard. CLEAN YOUR HOUSE and talk to your husband and stop trying to get in MY business, you have enough going on in your own life.

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